I won my first ever game of bowling last night.
It’s like my game all came together for the first time.
I was throwing some serious curve balls into the 1-3 pocket.
Predictably my standards dropped for the next 2 games.
Or it was the effect of the three pints of beer I drank.
You must have been drunk because you’ve forgotten that you actually drank 4 pints!
PS good bowling