Cultured, me?

For reasons I’ve not yet been able to fathom I became a member of the Tate last Saturday.

Therefore, tonight I will be hanging around the Tate Modern Members’ bar balcony watching the sun set over London (ah, that’s why I joined!).

After this evening of high culture I will then be visiting a friend’s to watch the final of Big Brother.

I am concerned my brain may not be able to handle the resulting “pressure drop” in culture.