I’m going bowling tonight.
Night bowling unfortunately, but as it’s the only place I can easily travel to, I guess I’ll have to get used to it.
Things to remember for bowling.
Drink enough beer to loosen up, but not enough to drop the ball behind you as you run up (that’s called a whoops).
If you get three strikes in a row, that’s called a turkey. This is purely academic, it’ll never happen.
Only chavs go bowling, if you go, then you’re a chav, so you may as well dress like one. Bring a baseball cap.
The chap who fixes any problems you have with the equipment is called a pin monkey. If you call him this though he’ll hit you in the face with a large wrench.
If you see anyone in a purple jumpsuit, don’t fuck with them.
I was gonna take my real camera, but it’s too difficult to keep an eye on when I bowl.
Am taking a little compact, will see if I get any shots.